Whore on Hold is looking for a new writer!

Dear readers, phone sex whores, crippled people who need jobs and know how to spell,

Whore on Hold is a site dedicated to the ridiculous, perverse, sometimes sexy, always entertaining stories about phone sex operators and their interactions with gentleman callers.  With a lot of failed writers after Charlotte and Bea, Whore on Hold is ready to begin again.  Sadly Beatrix died in a gardening accident, and Charlotte is doing something a lot more fulfilling with her time.  I think she works as a restaurant hostess or something.  Even though we miss her, and she misses us, her living conditions prevent her from picking up the phone currently, which sucks since she was loved by all.  We need to put her behind us for now.  She may come back, she may not…but what we’re missing now are the stories.  We’re missing the funny anecdotes about tranny sex.  The vignettes about obese hicks masturbating to the thought of pregnant men.  So I’m putting the feelers out there:  LETS GET THIS SITE GOING AGAIN!

If you  or someone you know would be interested in writing for this site, email freaksafari@gmail.com  If you have no job, phone sex operators are hiring.  I hear it’s a rewarding experience that pays off nicely* Share your stories with us, and let’s get this site kicking ass again.  A lot of us miss it.

*HAHAHAHAHA…even I couldn’t say this with a straight face.