The Perv Files Chapter 3: The other side of the coin.

If you missed the beginning of this little mini saga, go here and here.

I received an email from Carolina today to give her side of the story.  This is taken verbatim except I changed the real names, obviously.  I promise the typos are real. 

“Dear Bea

i am so so so sorry for what I did….i know there is nothing i can do to make up for what i did probably….but i have to day what i feel and that bruce basically coaorced me into giving real information….so i did what i though i should do instead and send it to headquarters….but lets be honest….was that an absolutely awful thing to do….in theory i didnt give all of my personal information and i didnt accept any gifts because you guys took them….so i should still be able to keep my job….i actually need this job because i have two kids and i cant walk good….so please consider this when you make your final decision.

tyxo

Carolina” 

 I wonder how I should respond to this warm email.  I bet it could be a lot warmer if she changed her email signature from “drinking it up downtown casey lol” to something else.