The Perv Files Chapter 1: The dumb cunt

I know I promised a story Monday, but my page was commandeered so Charlotte could say her goodbyes. If you didn’t see it, it’s here. Now my schedule is all fucked up, but I promise I will have a long story for you all this week.

However, I had to fire this girl who worked for me yesterday. Most girls get fired because they don’t log into work. Carolina was fired because she had a phone sugar daddy. In her defense she was smart, but not that smart.

The sad thing about a lot of the men who call phone sex companies is that they are usually very lonely, clingy and have bizarre fetishes that could *hopefully* never manifest themselves in the real world. But even in this job, one must acknowledge the very basic rules of this for their protection, the perv’s protection, and my protection:

Rule #1: You NEVER EVER EVER give real personal information about yourself on a whore call. This is just common sense not to do. And it’s usually the vapid dumbcunts who think this job is just a fun kitten bubble that do, and they’re the ones getting their throats slit because of it.

Rule #2: All underage fantasies get reported. You don’t take those calls.

Those are pretty much the only truly important guidelines to my business. Yet this girl still managed to not get it. Want to know why I know? Because over a week ago, I get a call from this guy asking for the phone whore’s address because he lost it and she wasn’t online (or answering her cell phone, I assume), and then a few days ago I receive a package at the whore center, addressed to Carolina’s real name. At this point, I’m not sure what made me believe she broke both rules. It may have been the name thing, or it may be that when we opened the package we found a bunch of small and large dildos and this:

Or maybe everyone just gets Green Eggs and Ham as gifts, and this is just my imagination.  This also fit perfectly with the tapped and recorded phone call we had with one of their conversations.  It was disturbing to say the very least.
This shit just sickens me, and I am so incredibly pissed off at myself that I didn’t find out sooner.

I will follow up on this story. Chances are that since the authorities will get involved, there will be more to talk about.