Pet Peeve Numero Uno

When I say, “Hey baby. What do you wanna do today?”

And they say, “Whatever you wanna do…”

Really?

I always take a deep breath and a long pause so I can stop myself from telling him I want shove a 12 inch dildo up his ass while I pluck the hairs off his balls one at a time with a pair of tweezers.  In front of his mom.

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5 comments ↓

#1Unregistered Carolyn on 11.11.07 at 7:04 pm

You are awesome.

#2Unregistered Coyote on 11.11.07 at 7:54 pm

I love your new graphic.
You really should tell someone that. Who knows? It might just be what they are looking for.

#3Unregistered Wolve on 11.12.07 at 4:47 am

hahah thats just to good ;)

#4Unregistered ab on 11.16.07 at 11:04 pm

See, here\’s what I don\’t get: you claim you can\’t do the whole Domme thing very well, but what you came up with right there is *exactly* what it\’s about.

I\’m very submissive, and if I ever called a line and you were to say something like that to me…well, that would be a major turn on. Not because I want my ball hairs plucked out in front of my mother - because that is so erotically forward, dominant and controlling.

#5Unregistered Dan on 12.21.07 at 12:46 pm

Uh oh. Looks like one of your customers found your blog. Nice detective work, ab.

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