Pet Peeve Numero Uno

When I say, “Hey baby. What do you wanna do today?”

And they say, “Whatever you wanna do…”

Really?

I always take a deep breath and a long pause so I can stop myself from telling him I want shove a 12 inch dildo up his ass while I pluck the hairs off his balls one at a time with a pair of tweezers.  In front of his mom.