Emails From My New Job

It was suggested that I post some excerpts from the infestation of work emails I’ve received. I’ve posted the best parts from a few of them.

This is from the “Tips” email. For whatever reason, the majority of this email is highlighted in blue, with a bit of yellow highlighting at the end. The smilie waving hello is a nice touch, though.

Sound Effects:
What can give off good sounds
for sucking: ( lollie pop, ring pop, candy canes , your finger)

Acting: Sound of your voice , breathing in an out ,acting out your charactor , pharses you use, wording, giggles>if acting 18-20

If they want to hear how wet u are: ( put your finger in lotion , gel or use your thum in the mouth pushing it back and forth with the tongue to make sloshing sounds .Baby oil on your fingers as you wiggle a finger or two in and out of a clenched fist will give the same effect

Background noise like have a prono on ( so they can hear) get them interested descibe whats happening get them going. ( Don’ t Have it up loud unless later they ask you to an want to hear)

I’ve never heard of this “prono.” I’ll have to look into that…

OVER SEA CALLERS:
Maybe act like you LOVE their accent, and like you have never talked to any one from there before. Act like you love to hear more about their country an how you love to visit sometime there ( play them , Not meaning for real ) ( IF they say I ‘ll pay your way ect….. filling your head they just may be telling you a story as you are acting with them . Say Oh I love to but not right now I must get to know you much better before I just run off ,call me again & I just might )
Alot of all those think they are sooo great, learned how to play on that, feed their BIG ‘ole egos lol .
They also like orgies.
They love SMART woman….( the guys in England)

It’s interesting to me that they say men overseas think they’re soooo great. Because American men don’t, right? Then they go on to say that they like orgies and smart women. British dudes are weird!

This sample conversation cracked me up:

“Yes, Yes, Yes!! (Moan LOUD) Fill my @#%$ WITH YOUR HUGE PULSING DICK!!” Ohhhh yeah harder, pull my hair! Ohhhh yeah, shove your big hard dick up my ass! Ooohh yeah @#%$ me in my tight ass, @#%$ it harder, ahhhooooaahhh yeah!!! Shove your big giant @#%$ in me! Oooh make me cum…… Oooooh yeah make me cum! (MOAN LOUDER) Ohhh yeah! I want you to cum for me! Cum for me please! Ooooh yeah cum on my face all over my face! I want you to shoot your hot sticky cum down my throat like a maniac! Shot it yeah ooooh yeah I’m cumming! Oooooohhh ohhh god oooooohhhhhh GOD I’m CUMMING!!!! Aaaaahhhhhhouuggghhhhhhhuuumm!

Why are the bad words “bleeped out” in the conversation, but not in the rest of the email?!

Then there’s this:

PLEASE - Please do not hesitate to drop us an e-mail, we are here to help you do your best. [removed] This is the usual protocol for the most frequently asked questions. If you are logged in and have questions regarding calls, please contact the DISPATCH CENTER. If you need pointers or tips on how to improve your calls, please call either your RECRUITER or the DISPATCH CENTER. ALL other questions please direct them to us via e-mail; please try your best to keep it short! You will definitely receive a response from us within 48 hours, either by e-mail or telephone.

The emoticon really speaks to the sincerity of the message, don’t you think?

This lady is in every email from them:

It’s a good thing they got a 5 year phone whore vet explain some of the more rare fetishes for me:

** Bisexual **
The customer wants to fantasize that the performer is having sex with another woman.

** Transvestite **
This is a customer who cross-dresses - likes to put on women’s clothes (usually lingerie). Sometimes he dresses up while I watch and admire him (’You’re so cute and sexy.’), sometimes I order him to dress up.

She also explains the types of callers:

Many callers won’t be comfortable with themselves, and are really wanting to hear that they’re OK for wanting whatever it is they want.
Phone sex is one of the few branches of the sex work industry where the age and appearance of the performer doesn’t matter.
“moderate to high-energy types - direct, clear about what they want, and easy to satisfy; the other half [were] difficult in some way.” For example, with “dominant” calls, she would directly ask the caller what kinds of things he wanted. With moderate to high-energy callers, this would have good results. For low-energy calls, the caller would indeed have specific things in mind but would instead lead with “I’ll do anything you want,” and hope the performer would somehow drag out their desires or happen to stumble on them.

** The Lonely, Bored, or Curious Caller **
These are callers who aren’t really interested in doing phone sex at all. The curious ones may hang up quickly, but the bored or lonely callers were often quite aggravating and draining (in Ms. Rhys’ opinion) because they put out no energy or feedback and often don’t even want to talk about sex at all.

Good thing they highlighted it to make it easy to read! And they left me with this bit of helpful advice:

they love sounds an noise .
always make up act sounds or let them hear u licking your fingers

Just relax and get little hints as to what the caller wants, listen very carefully, and act accordingly. Remember you are bringing his fantasy to life and if you do a great job, he will come again…and again…and again….THey have no idea who or where you are ……………..

Thank you and Good Luck

They’re so helpful!