A friend of mine read my post on being a baker’s nun and linked me to this site.
It’s absolutely splendid! I have always been fascinated by sex toys, and the thought of using a Jackhammer Jesus or Moses shaped dildo intrigues me.
My personal faves…
The Baby Jesus Buttplug:
Just when you thought you couldn’t get closer to Jesus, the internet surprises you. Who says putting things in your butt can’t be holy?? Now you can carry Jesus with you wherever you go, including dinner, the movies, work, and of course church! Everybody wins.
A phone sex story coming Monday.