My name is Beatrix. I took over this place after the great Charlotte left. I am 29. I am an entrepreneur, owner of a 3 legged dog, and if you consider getting men and women off on the phone good deeds, then a philanthropist as well.
And for any of you pro lifers out there…yes, I have had an abortion. Its name was Skeeter after the blue kid in Doug.
With all my love, Beatrix
Charlotte is a 30-something Midwesterner. Having grown disillusioned by the corporate world, she went back to college and changed careers. She’s hoping she’ll enjoy professional phone sex over professional ass kissing. Unfortunately, finding work was tricky for our protagonist.
Without a job and any prospects, Charlotte was in a slump and strapped for ideas. It was then suggested that she become a phone sex operator, but with only 11 dollars to her name, there was no way she could afford the necessary equipment (like a working telephone). It was then decided that the members of the Freak Safari forum would donate money to help Charlotte pay for a Vonage system to launch her career as a telefloozy. Their encouragement and support motivate her to be the best phone whore she can be.
Her hobbies include: writing, clicking Stumble Upon, building and losing self-esteem like a game of Jenga and diabetes.